Forever Trolling


ew dont touch me
a memoir 

a memoir 

illkim:

*throws $20 bill at stripper* hey can I have the change

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

passion:

how to have a flat stomach

  1. remove all of your organs

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

nishlo:

nishlo:

CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT

DETAILS ARE SKETCHY

metahumer:

thug life more like ugh life

getoffmybloghoe:

The best snapchat I have ever gotten

getoffmybloghoe:

The best snapchat I have ever gotten

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check